Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now Im gone

Do you really want just another hi-fi,
Or do you want mine?
Do you really want just another hi-fi,
Or do you want mine?

You took a taxi and I paid your fare
The meters still running
The meters still running

You took a taxi and I paid your fare
The meters still running
The meters still running

Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now Im gone

Silly you misused my hi-fi
Dissed my hi-fi
Changed tune on my hi-fi
Now Im gone

Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now Im gone

What if I turned down my hi-fi
Paused my hi-fi
Swapped discs on my hi-fi
Still youre gone

Talks dirty to me baby
Treat me clean
Talks dirty to me baby
Treat me clean

Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now Im gone

Silly you misused my hi-fi
Dissed my hi-fi
Changed tune on my hi-fi
Now Im gone

Funny how you look at my hi-fi
Touch my hi-fi
Like to listen to my hi-fi
Now Im gone

What if I turned down my hi-fi
Paused my hi-fi
Swapped discs on my hi-fi
Still youre gone

Put the hi-fi down!
Move away from the hi-fi!
You are under Hi-Fi arrest!
Anything you say will be recorded on poor quality audio cassette and played back to you very loudly!